Don't Be A Dunce When It Comes To Sex Lingo... Learn The Terms Dude! 

You’re hanging out with your buddies and one of them throws out a sexual slang term that everyone else in the room seems to know the meaning of -- except you. Naturally, you laugh along, not wanting to appear ignorant or, even worse, sexually inexperienced. You can’t ask your best guy friend what the term really means and you don’t want to ask your girlfriend either (chances are she wouldn’t know anyway; it’s usually guys that come up with these things). So where do you turn? To the internet, of course, and to MYSS’s list of sex terms you don’t dare ask about.

Snowballing

If you’re a Kevin Smith fan, you likely already know the meaning of snowballing, but for those who missed the explanation in Clerks, snowballing is when a woman goes down on a man, he ejaculates into her mouth and then she spits it back into his mouth while kissing. You might not dare to ask about this sex term, but you should know what you’re getting into before your girlfriend suggests trying it out. You should also be wary of anyone proposing "felching," which involves sucking semen out of any orifice it has been deposited in, usually the anus.

Pearl Necklace

A man gives a woman a pearl necklace when he ejaculates on her chest, neck and shoulders as a result of him masturbating on her or thrusting between her breasts -- also known as tit-f*cking. Giving her an actual pearl necklace will probably score you more brownie points.

Dirty Sanchez

Put very simply, a Dirty Sanchez is a mustache made of fecal matter that ends up on a woman’s upper lip after a man has anal sex with her. Whether said excrement gets placed there directly from the penis or manually by finger is a matter of debate. Some people insist that the act of drawing the mustache with the penis itself after anal intercourse should be referred to as a Dirty Rodriguez. Either way, it’s pretty disgusting -- and possibly offensive to people with the last name Sanchez or Rodriguez.

Cream pie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina or anus without using a condom, it’s called a cream pie. This internal cumshot is usually followed by watching the semen drip out of her. Some people refer to only the oozing fluid as the cream pie. There is an entire genre of porn devoted to the practice of cream pies.

Daisy Chain

What was once an innocent term to describe a ring of flowers attached together by their stems, now has a grown-up sexual connotation. A daisy chain refers to a group of more than two sexual partners, stimulating each other at the same time. While Partner A performs oral sex on Partner B, Partner B performs oral sex on Partner C, who performs oral sex on Partner D and so on, ultimately resulting in a chain where the last partner is pleasing the first partner. A daisy chain can be all-female, all-male or a combination of both sexes.

A variation on the daisy chain concept is the "spit roast," an act done by three people (usually a woman and two men, but the concept works with all homosexual males as well), in which the person in the center is penetrated in the vagina or ass by one partner, while performing oral sex on the other.

ATM

It’s hard to find a porn movie that doesn’t feature anal sex these days. What was once a taboo subject is now a must for porn audiences. Out of the popularity of anal sex came a new term: ATM. ATM stands for Ass-To-Mouth, which refers to the act of anally penetrating a woman and then putting your penis in her mouth. In other words, it's when she goes down on you immediately following anal sex.

Bukkake

We have the Japanese to thank for this term, which refers to several men masturbating and ejaculating on a single woman. The number of men can vary from a few to over a hundred, the object being to get as much ejaculate on the woman’s body as possible.

Prince Albert

A Prince Albert is a piercing of the penis, usually done to increase the pleasure of both the wearer and his partner during sexual intercourse. In the 1970s, a body piercer named Doug Malloy published a pamphlet that claimed the Prince Albert was invented in Victorian times when very tight pants were in style for men who wanted to “firmly secure the male genitals in either the left or right leg” in order to “minimize the appearance of their endowment.” Malloy also alleged that Prince Albert used a similar piercing to keep his foreskin retracted, avoiding odor build-up in order to prevent offending the Queen. Malloy’s assertions are now widely considered to be false.

Qweef

Qweef is a term invented to describe a rush of air from the vagina that sounds similar to flatulence. In layman’s terms, a qweef is a “vagina fart.” This often happens after particularly enthusiastic sex when air is forced up into the vagina as the man thrusts inside.

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Now you no longer have to laugh along with your buddies, pretending you get someone’s joke about a girlfriend’s qweef or wondering what's so funny about an Automated Teller Machine. You don’t have to admit your ignorance on these slang sex terms you don’t dare ask about. As always, MYSS has your back!

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Psst! Want to supercharge your sex life? We have the scoop on the bedroom essentials that will rock your world.(Bonus: You have most of them already!)

1. A Pillow

A well-placed pillow can help you get into new positions and add sexy variety to old favorites. Try tucking a pillow under your butt in missionary position. Or put it between your legs while spooning. Of course, it also works the traditional way: under your head.

2. A Vibrator

The question isn't why get a vibrator; it's why not? You can use one on your own to explore what feels good, or with your partner to add a new dimension to sex together. Women who use vibrators report higher levels of sexual satisfaction with their partners, increased libido, and easier orgasms (sounds good to us!). If you're a newbie or connoisseur we suggest trying the Little Su™ - Tulip the vibrator for the woman who wants it all – a sleek and stylish dual-action vibrator that reaches out seamlessly to the most erogenous zones. Through her finely-tuned and body-oriented design, she promises maximum intensity with the minimum of fuss - it's perfect to use alone or with a partner - so tantalizing you will receive  the most prolonged feelings of satisfaction, time and time again.

3. A Lube You Love

Not only does lube make everything glide more smoothly, it can also help make sex last longer (because you won't dry out) and make it easier to try different positions. To find one, sample as many as you can - it's a very personal thing, and the fun is in finding one that you love and your body loves.  Water-based lubes like Hot Pink which not only will it increase the sensitivity of your erogenous zones, but  give  all the extra slip and glide needed for a long night of activity - must have!

4. Just-for-fun Toys

Whether they're tame (feather ticklers, whipped cream) or not so tame (fuzzy cuffs, whips), playful props add excitement to the mix. To see what tickles your fancy, take a field trip to an adult shop, or browse an online retailer like lustique.com .

5. A Great Sex Book

When it comes to sex, you just can't know too much.  That's why it helps to have a sex manual that covers the full gamut, from anatomy to vibrators. Read it over a glass of wine and use it as a conversation starter. Check out  101 Sex Positions: Steamy New Positions From Mild to Wild by Samantha Taylor (Ulysses Press). Packed with passion-igniting positions,  101 Sex Positions takes sex from predictable to over the top. Whether couples are looking to break out of their same position rut or take their bedroom repertoire to the next level, this guide showcases every position available from simple to advanced, intimate to kinky - need we say more?

6. Kegels

Kegel exercises tone and strengthen your pubococcygeal (PC) muscles, also known as your pelvic floor muscles. The stronger those muscles are, the stronger the intensity of orgasm, not just with a partner but by yourself. Exercising these muscles also promotes blood flow and lubrication, which leads to heightened desire and arousal. And you can squeeze your PCs during sex to add to his pleasure and yours — the squeezing action stimulates the hidden inner part of your clitoris. To do basic Kegels, squeeze as if you're stopping the flow of urine, then release - you will be in Olympic form in no time!

7. A Playlist That Turns You On

Everyone knows that great music can set the tone for a romantic evening. The key is to find music that gets you in the mood, whether it's a classical favorite, an upbeat dance mix, even that jam band that was so popular back in college. To avoid having to stop and play DJ mid-makeout, fill  your playlist with  sensual tunes,  put it on shuffle, and be sure to  load up your iPod with a playful playlist.

8. Sexy Lingerie

Just like putting on your running shoes gets you in the mood for jogging, wearing lingerie helps you look, feel, and think sexy. And it doesn't have to be from Frederick's of Hollywood to be arousing. Wear whatever makes you feel sexy and self-assured, whether it's a cami and boy shorts, a satin gown and sexy heels, or a push-up bra and a thong. You can also use clothing to experiment with different roles: Do you want to be sweet? A vixen? An elegant goddess?  Find an outfit that speaks to a different part of yourself, and let it lead the way in the bedroom.

9. Erotica

10. Honesty

You can't slip it under your pillow or into your bedside drawer, but honesty might just be the most important tool of all. Anytime you withhold anything, it creates barriers in the bedroom -  we encourages couples to keep an open dialogue in and out of bed. Feeling shy? Get started by filling in the blanks of these useful phrases: "I've always wanted to ________." "Have you ever thought about ___________?" "I'm not comfortable doing _____, but how about we try ____?" "I love it when you _____, but sometimes it's a little too _______. I'd really love it if you ______ instead." And, of course, the phrase no one can hear enough of: "You're so good at __________, I'd love to have more!" What tools do you rely on in the bedroom with or without a love?  Tell us for your chance to win the following:

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Sometimes, it's the tiniest tweaks to what you wear — and bare — that can transform you into a bombshell. Just mix and match a few of these tips, and chances are those clothes won't stay on for long (nor will you want them to).

Invest in some little black undies

Put on clothes that say "pet me"

Silk, suede, cashmere, feathers, faux fur...unlike your usual cotton duds, these materials feel amazing against your skin and beg to be caressed. Talk about an easy way to get your guy's hands all over you.

Lay on the eyeliner

Slightly smudged black eyeliner = smoldering sexpot. Put it on. Look in the mirror. Feel like doing something very, very bad tonight? We thought so.

Glam up your hands...

Manicures turn everyday mitts into instruments of mass seduction. Suddenly, every gesture you make seems mesmerizing; every object, person, or (ahem) body part you touch gets stroked in a more sensual way.

Transport yourself to the tropics

Wear a sprig of freesia or jasmine in your hair to feel incredibly island-sexy all day. Smells yummy and looks even yummier.

Wear fire-engine red

There's a reason why red was picked to paint stop signs: It's one very arresting color. Wear a red dress, red shoes, red anything, and it'll make you feel on fire.

Apply lipstick in front of him

This old-school sexy move is one few men can resist. How could they? After all, you're lavishing attention on your luscious lips.

Put on an animal print

Even the smallest accent — a leopard-print scarf, a zebra thong — will make you feel a little more feral.

Slip into a strappy tank top

Bra optional. Then watch him try to keep his eyes off you.

Try his clothes on for size

There's something about a woman lounging around in a man's white work shirt. Is it the stark contrast of a crisp, starched collar against bare skin? The fact that you're enticingly marking your territory? The way that, when open except for one strategically located button, the material skims thighs and covers the bare minimum of what needs covering and no more? We don't know, and frankly, we don't care. All we know is, it works!

Surprise him with a garter belt

Wear a candy necklace one night

To get him nibbling, tell him it's his dessert.

Untame your mane

Every once in awhile, don't bother blow-drying or styling your hair. Your slightly tousled tresses may tease out a little more of your wild side.

Wear heels...and nothing else

When getting undressed one evening, take off everything but your stilettos. Casually walk around as if you just haven't bothered to kick them off yet and see how long it takes him to pounce.

Slip into something comfortable

We know, full-length silk slips faded from women's wardrobes back in the 1940s. Here's why we should bring 'em back: First, they feel amazing under whatever you're wearing. Second, they look amazing in an Elizabeth Taylor, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof kind of way. Make sure it's the first thing he sees you put on in the morning — and the last thing you peel off come nighttime — to spark some Old Hollywood-style romance and feel like a silver screen siren.

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Before you roll your eyes this Secret has nothing to do with positive energy, the universe or that other mumbo jumbo! We here at MYSS  know a little something about how to have a healthy relationship and have applied our wisdom (so to speak) to some of your most common relationship issues.

WHEN YOU MEET A NEW GUY

You’ve heard it a zillion times before, but it’s totally true: The most important thing you can do on a date is be yourself. And, unfortunately it’s easier said than done.t can be hard to admit, but if you find yourself blowing off your favorite things to make room for his or telling a few little white lies to impress him, you’re setting yourself up for a crash. Sorry.

Being unrealistic about a relationship is being dishonest with yourself.  When it comes to guys, you have to realize that what you see is what you get. It’s not that men never change, but they won’t change in exactly the way you want them to. So if you’re hoping your otherwise perfect boyfriend will a) find a less demanding career b) cut off contact with all of his ex-girlfriends or c) sell his condo and move to your city, it’s time to accept him for who he is right now and decide whether it can work with him.

WHEN YOU’RE COUPLED UP — BUT NOT HOOKING UP ENOUGH

If you want an interesting sex life, start with the life part. We suggest re-enacting the way you behaved when you first started dating. Little things like getting glammed up when you go out for dinner and acting like you would on a date keeps the relationship fun. And don’t forget to flirt. By sending a sexy text, playing footsie or whispering something suggestive in his ear, you’ll keep your chemistry up which will make sex extra hot. It’s also a good idea to plan some active dates like going on a long run or playing tennis against another couple. Working up a sweat might not seem that romantic, but it’ll keep your blood pumping and will make you feel more connected to your body — which will pay off once you’re naked.

WHEN YOU’RE TOTALLY COMMITTED... AND BORED

After a few years together, even the best relationships start to cool off a bit. In the same way people tend to focus on all the bad news (like a massive oil spill instead of an uptick in the economy) it’s easy to get wrapped up in the things your guy hasn’t done (such as taking you dancing or popping the damn question already). Instead of being negative, focus on being grateful for all the good stuff in your relationship.

Of course, the easiest way to keep things hot is to make over one half of your couple (that would be you). Take a foreign language class or start a craft biz on Etsy.com. It’s simple really: If you do interesting stuff, it’ll keep him interested too.

WHEN IT’S REALLY OVER

We give you full permission to put your ex-boyfriend’s face on a dartboard and hook-up with a totally hot (and completely not your type) rebound, but only for a few weeks. After that, you need to drag out your relationship baggage and start asking yourself some serious questions about what went wrong. If you haven’t worked out issues with last relationship, you’ll be attracted to the same type of person and may have the same issues in your next relationship. Start with what drew you to the guy in the first place and think back about all things that didn’t make you happy. And, we hate to tell you, it’s also important to ask yourself how you could have been a better girlfriend. Figuring out what went wrong won’t make you miss (or hate) your ex any less, but it’ll bring you much closer to finding the right guy.

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We all know that guys are visual creatures (hence the enduring popularity of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue), but that lacy garter number from Victoria's Secret isn't the only way to get your guy revved up. Here's how to seduce him using all five of his senses.

SIGHT

Wear red. Researchers from the University of Rochester in New York had 149 men rate pictures by level of attractiveness of women wearing or framed by white, gray, blue, green, and red. Red won out, possibly because of reinforced cultural norms. Due to the association with hearts, Valentine's Day, lingerie, and things like that, red takes on a sexy meaning - paint the town and yourself red for nights of lusts!

SMELL

Skip the perfume. Your natural body odor is a bigger turn-on than you think. We each have a distinctive odor that is our very own scent signature. Your own  scent has the power to trigger significant arousal and plays an often underappreciated role in the chemistry of attraction. So forget lathering up with lotions after a shower — your scent is the best aphrodisiac.

TASTE

Open up that box of chocolates. Feeding truffles to your guy can be sensual on its own, but the taste of chocolate is associated with the release of serotonin in the brain, a hormone that induces feelings of relaxation and pleasure — similar to what we experience when we fall in love. Sweet!

SOUND

Make some noise! One of the biggest complaints men have about women is that they are too quiet when it comes to intimacy.  You don't have to praise the heavens at the top of your lungs if that makes you uncomfortable, but a simple sigh and "Right there!" goes a long way.

TOUCH

Now tell us how do you seduce?

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Wear and Bare these erotic essentials will shake up your between-the-sheets routine.

Massage Oil Candle

Date Night Pumps

Tickle Me Intimacy Kit

Vibrating Panties

Titillation Duo Set

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Unleash your inner Goddess and live by these amazing mantras!

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MySexyStories.com has  made it our mission to help men & women have great sex (mainly because we want to hear all about it...duh!) Here are our  top tips.

The biggest things holding most women back from having a great sex life are... Not taking initiative to get the pleasure they want, and worrying about how they look during sex.

The best three sex tips  are...

1. Communication opens all the doors.

2. Always have lube on hand, because good sex is slippery!

3. Sexual pleasure is a joy and a right and not to be ashamed of.

Women can achieve better orgasms by...

Learning to masturbate and give themselves pleasure, which makes it easier to have better partner sex.  We believe that any healthy change you make for yourself requires making a commitment, so set aside the time to explore yourself and have some fun. Experiment with a vibrator that delivers clitoral stimulation, and then try a G-spot toy, which stimulates the little bundle of nerves inside the vagina.

Le Réve Massager is incredibly streamlined and has very powerful vibrations. It's variable speeds enable different sensation, you are able to isolate the vibrations to the tip or base and are totally in control. The silicone has a really silky feel and its organic shape is aesthetically very pleasing. Use this wonder tool for both clitoral and g-spot sensations...

Women can achieve better orgasms with their partners by...

Talking to them! Instead of waiting for him to give you what you want, say, "I really like it when you touch me like this" to emphasize the positive. And while quick sex is great sometimes, other times you should spend a long time building up arousal. Get each other going with foreplay, pull back a little, then return to building up arousal. You can achieve a more powerful orgasm this way.

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You might feel a bit shy verbalizing what you want from your mate so we suggest you keeping this petite tome under your pillow or your nightstand and bring it out when you want to suggest a new move. Added bonus you and your partner are bound to be turned on with just the visuals alone!

The most orgasmic sex position for women is...

We know you and your beau knows how to keep each other hot and wet but a little extra help never fails (especially when you're on top ladies!)  apply and reapply this luxurious lubricant with abandon. This hybrid silicone-based lubricant is safe with condoms and is both fragrance and flavor-free, allowing for a natural and blissful experience each and every time it touches your skin.

The one-step secret to hotter sex is...

Use these simple techniques to enhance your sexual endurance and experience - you will instantly see and feel the difference.

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Just because he's a sure thing doesn't mean he wouldn't love to be persuaded. Set the scene, drop a hint, bring out a toy or two, make your move — pretty soon you'll both be spellbound.

It used to be so easy: You'd lock eyes across the dance floor, brush your hand along his thigh in the movie theater, linger just a little too long during the kiss goodnight. You remember: At the beginning of your relationship, the tiniest gestures made your man putty in your hands — and got your pulse racing too. But then life intervened. Now, that pleading glance across a crowded room is more likely to mean, Can we leave soon? Chelsey Handler starts in 10 minutes!

Hey, there's no reason you can't still channel the seductress you used to be. Your guy might not read as much into your every gesture as he once did, so you'll probably have to be a little more obvious. But not that much — he is still acutely sensitive to his sexual needs and your passionate wiles!

With these 15 sultry MYSS certified moves, you'll not only put a smile on his face, but you'll also strengthen your bond with him — not to mention give yourself the confidence boost that comes with remembering how very sexy you are. And at the next party, you can bet that your early departure will have nothing to do with late-night TV.

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There are certain things your man needs to be satisfied in the sack but just won't ask for. But we're sharing our findings with you...

While men might brag to their friends about the kick-ass sex they're having, they rarely get into specifics. And when it comes to actually divulging their secret desires to the women in their lives...well, they're even more tight-lipped.

To learn about his carnal longings — and how to satisfy them — read on.

Women, as you know, need time to get revved up. Although your man may be more than willing to pull out all the stops to get you hot, he wouldn't mind if you gave yourself a running start.

To give your libido a boost, draw on the same sources of inspiration you use during solo self-pleasuring missions. Once his seduction scheme begins, close your eyes and fantasize about a hot encounter you had with your man...or even some other dude.

Unfortunately, real-life romps aren't as seamless as they are in the movies. Frisky fun is about more than damage control though. Make a silly bet to be paid off in sexual favors or play a board game naked in bed and agree that the loser has to grant the winner one lusty request.

When it comes to pleasing the women in their lives, every man wishes he had ESP (extrasexual perception). But the truth is, your libidinous longings can be baffling. So when giving erotic instruction, throw in some positive reinforcement.

For men, what they see is almost as good as what they get, so make sure to give him an eyeful. Another way to turn him on with sight: Keep some clothes on. Sometimes men prefer when you leave a little to the imagination.

More great views: you in girl-on-top position or, if you're feeling brave, touching yourself in front of him.

Even if you're a bad girl at heart, you might hold back with your guy. What dirty-girl tricks fit the bill? Pretty much anything that shows him how much you like sex and how much you want it with him. To let him know you're into him, grab his butt hard when he's climaxing or gently nip his shoulder.

You may also want to do something unexpected, like initiating a new position or trying a passion prop.

To separate yourself from the pack, you'll need to pull a move so wild, he won't be able to stop thinking about it the next day.  Now, you don't have to bust out a complicated trick best used by yoga instructors — just tweak an old standby, say, switching between oral sex and intercourse...with him blindfolded. You may also want to come up with your own signature mouth move - he'll love it!

Repetition can make once-hot sack sessions seem ho-hum. So be open to varying things in bed. Any change in speed, pressure, or position will make the act more interesting and pleasurable.

During foreplay, wrap your fist around his member (with lube!), moving it up and down with long, smooth strokes. Then add your other hand, and gently twist both hands in opposing directions. When you get to intercourse, start off slowly in missionary. Next, rest your feet on his shoulders for deeper thrusting. Finally, roll over, and let him enter you from behind.

For a spontaneous seduction, ask him to pull over to a deserted spot for a roadside romp when you're driving home one night. Or at a party, take him into a back bedroom or closet.

Now if you need additional help we suggest getting your hands on Penthouse FORUM magazine! These titillating  petite tomes are filled with some much sex you will have an arsenal of tricks to please your man!  Lucky for you (and your man) we are giving away 25 copies  exclusively to our MYSS readers!

1. Tell us one of your most sexiest stories and include Penthouse 25 in the title
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Who says Christmas comes once a year?  Whether you're looking to spice things up in the sack or just want a delicious way to relax, here are the most scintillating presents to give your lover & yourself! Indulge, seduce, enjoy.

Sexy Toy

This isn't your regular ol' buzzy buddy.  The All On Red - Roulette by Evolved Novelties with it's plethora of pleasure modes and a virtually silent vibrator motor deliver deep and vibrant sensations with spot-on precision. Rock on. (evolvednovelties.com, $83.90)

Naughty  Scarf

It's elegant, cashmere, and has a intoxicating black sequined glow. But what makes it sexy is how perfect this scarf would be for tying up your boyfriend in the bedroom. (net-a-porter.com, $595)

Barely There Briefs For Him

This pair of  briefs is a bit pricey (if your man is use to buy undies by the pack)…but also irresistible.  With it's silky feel and snug fit the Brief Fresco just beg to be touched. (mundounicostore.com, $25)

Sheet Spray

This seduction filled aroma room spray makes your bedroom (or any other room for that matter)  feel sexy and smell great - perfect for a night (or day) of lust . (voluspacandles.com, $15)

Sateen Sheet Set

Indulge in the luxurious feel of these sophisticated sheets, designed by the leader in lust luxury. The uniquely stitched sheets come in a hue of  vibrant colors and are guaranteed to make a roll in the hay last all day long. (kikidm.com, starts from $250)

Sexy Music

Need some mood music? Set the tone tonight with this sexy soundtrack from the inventor of 'Sexual Healing'  who is  still seducing people everywhere. (amazon.com, $55.98)

Massage Candle

Enjoy the atmosphere created by these lavender, vanilla, rose and exotic fruits-scented candles, then blow out the flame and use the melted wax for a sensual massage. Since these innovative candles  melts at a lower temperature, you don't have to worry about burning your bedroom buddy. (EdenFantasys.com, $19)

TKO Lingerie

A very sexy" favorite of  MYSS, this lingerie set from Coco De Mer  is sizzling hot.  This sexy treat is extra-versatile and will truly knock out your lover! (coco-de-mer.com, Starts at $55)

Erotic How-To Tome

This isn't your ordinary how to book.  Nicci Talbot's  Orgasms: A Sensual Guide to Female Ecstasy (Amorata Press) is the must have tome every female should own, peruse and cherish!    Sexy and instructive photography leads the reader on an authoritative journey through the world of ultimate pleasure. (amoratapress.com, $16.95)

Sensual  Gift Set

Shunga the purveyor of everything lust  has designed an  exquisite collection of  indulgences that not only enhance a life of intimacy, they help create it. Celebrate the sensual arts with the Tenderness & Passion  kit. Each kit includes: “Erotic” Massage Oil, an “Intimate Kisses” Aphrodisiac Oil, a “Sweet Snow” Body Powder and a hand made feather tickler! All in a Strawberries & Champagne fragrance . (EdenFantasys.com, $57)

Aphrodisiac Cookbook

Rich with color photographs, this decadent and innovative cookbook offers recipes for  sensual foods that will seduce, excite and satisfy you and your lover...   (joya4u.com, $22)

1. Shunga Tenderness & Passion Kit
2. Shunga  Massage Candle '' Caress by Candlelight ''
3. Shunga Divine Oral Pleasure Gloss
4. Mundo Unico Brief Fresco
5. Evolved Novelties All On Red Roulette
6. Culinary Eroticism - A Taste of Pleasure

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Sure, joining the Mile High Club might seem like a great idea...but only 4 percent of you have actually done it in a tiny airplane lavatory, according to a recent poll. Far less of a myth: Sex in a car, where 80 percent of you have tried it! This got us thinking about the other tight spots you might be compelled to christen. Here’s how to pull off getting off in even the most awkward spaces.

Car

This sex spot combines need-it-now-ness with some reassuring, locked privacy.

Best sex position for this spot: Standard girl-on-top

MYSS tip: Skip the backseat and recline the passenger side instead, which will give you maximum space and comfort. If your car has leather seats, lay a blanket down first so his and your skin don’t stick to the seat.

Closet

Remember when Nate and Serena had smokin' hot sex in the coat closet on Gossip Girl? We dug that clothes-falling-all-over-the-place scene...didn’t you?

Best sex position for this spot: Standing doggy style MYSS tip: A little “research” is required if you’re at a social gathering: you’ll want to find a walk-in closet, since most coat closets aren’t as spacious as they are on NYC’s Upper East Side.

Tent

Doing it in a tent is about the closest you can come to having sex in the great outdoors...without getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.

Best sex position for this spot: Spooning side-by-side or good ol' missionary (as pictured above) MYSS tip: If there’s another tent near yours, you’ll have to be discreet, so keep your moans of pleasure on mute. But don’t be bummed—silent sex can be extra sensual.

Fitting room

Just think of the view you’d get from the three-way mirror...hot, hot, hot!

Best sex position for this spot: Standing face-to-face, with you on top of the room’s bench so your feet don’t show.  No bench? Opt for another standing position where he has to pick you up. MYSS tip: Only attempt this in a fitting room with a door, so you can lock it. Department stores are best, since you can stake out a floor where the rooms are less trafficked and there isn't an attendant on duty.

Elevator

“Going down?” Why yes, yes you are...if you’re brave enough for this scandalous sex spot.

Best sex position for this spot: An advanced face-to-face standing position...perfect for a sex goddess who gets it on in elevators!

MYSS tip: Try it in an older elevator that moves slowly or a freight that’s used less often. This way you’ll have more time before a technician can “rescue” you, after you pull or push the Stop control.

Shower

Because sometimes the recipe for awesome sex calls for those three little words: Just add water.

Best sex position for this spot: Standing with him behind you MYSS tip: If you think you may “dry up” in water, keep a silicone-based lube handy. Or just have your guy take a step forward so that the shower is hitting his back and not your lady parts. Bonus points if there’s a mirror that lets you watch the wet and wild action!

Staircase

When living in a 5 floor walk up have it's perks.... Best sex position for this spot: You can be a bit creative with the steps - either you can me standing with you on the wall (think Diane Lane and Olivier Martinez in 'Unfaithful')  or sitting with you on top. MYSS tip: With this it's all about not getting caught by your neighbors or worst even your family! Make sure you two are ready to go at it and make this one as quick as possible...

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Alone time with your guy can be hard to come by especially with work, hanging with the girls and your beau's obsession with fantasy football (that's a whole other post altogether!), so why not make those precious hours you two share extra exciting? Use these fiery  MYSS tips to spice up your next date night. From a cocktail party for two to the electric kiss, tantalizing tips for making the most of your together time.  And since we just love hearing about your ultra sexy stories  when you're ready to take it to the next level, peruse our hotter then hot and steamy tips and treats!

Let Him Indulge You ...With Food!

A cookbook created for couples, lovers and connoisseurs of decadent eats! Culinary Eroticism (JOYA 4U Ltd)  the must have tome is separated into for sections: Before Sex, During Sex, After Sex - Craving, After Sex - Breakfast these great easy-to-follow recipes for everything a lover could want - before, during and after is absolutely genius!

Date Night Tip: Have you and your beau go through the tome (preferably in the nude) create your menu and indulge in absolutely delicious eats of erotic culinary at it's finest.....

Available At: joya4u.com

Have Him Slip Into Something Seductive

How many times have you splurged on the expensive lingerie and pranced around for your man? Yes we know he loves the La Perla (and when you're really naughty Fredricks of Hollywood) but have you ever had him flaunt his hot stuff around for you to admire? If the answer is no - get your beau a hot pair of undies (of his preference of course) and have him give you a sexy strip tease!

Date Night Tip: Believe it or not - men also have body image issues too so getting your love in a skimpy pair of briefs may be a bit of work. We suggest introducing your man to new styles and our favorite brand is Munido Unico the collection has a plethora of looks to choose from boxers to briefs to barely there thongs! Splurge on a few pairs and have your paramour give you a one man show you will never forget!

Dance Your Hearts Out

Date Night Tip: Are you or your man a wall flower?  If you both are a bit shy instead of the club try going to a lounge where it's a bit more laid back and you two can dance and sway to the music in your seats ... you'll get to rub on him too!  Now if you two are dancing machines go to the best place in town for a night of dancing to the beat...

Available At: The hottest nightspot near you!

Sketch On Each Other

For a unique sensation, use the sensual and edible SHUNGA edible body paint for an beyond erotic session with your lover.  Use the paintbrush to tickle each other's skin. Take turns running it across the inner arms, behind the knees, over the tops of the feet — any area where you're very sensitive, write sweet nothings on him and vice versa.

Date Night Tip: The aphrodisiac edible body paint along with the paint brush  arouses  the nerve endings, sending a message to the brain that you're yearning for more touch and sensation.  For varying effects, test out different brush sizes.

Relive Your First Date

Date Night Tip: Do not make this a habit! Limit this to special occasion only (anniversaries - etc.). Our tip is to change up the date from time to time to keep it fresh and new.

Available At: Anytime you and your man want!

Send an Electronic Spark

Date Night Tip: Make your text messages short (10 words or less) and ultra steamy and for pete's sake - make sure you're sending it to the correct recipient (you don't want to send your mother  another naughty text again!)

Available At: The palm of your hands....

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Sex sells. You know it, we know it and, yes, your grandmother knows it. So do the countless companies from over the years that mastered the technique of sexual allusion in their advertisements.

It's safe to say that the whole sex element has become a bit more obvious in today's modern ads, but there's something especially alluring about the hinted sexual innuendo common in vintage advertisements that decorated pages of magazines and newspapers long ago.

We tracked down some of the finest, weirdest and most awkward for your perusing pleasure.

PRESENT DAY

Campari isn't called Red Passion for no reason - it will not only quench your thirst but it will also lead you to have a threesome with 2 hot men.... Drinks anyone?

That sure is a lifelike blow up doll isn't it? This Tom Ford ad oozes with sex... it's a bit too much for us .....

X marks the spot with this decadent Calvin Klein ad featuring the too hot for t.v. Mehcad Brooks ... we just think the X should be a bit lower - don't you think?

If this isn't blatant  sexual innuendo! Burger King really wants you to have it your way....

Do you just want to lick, suck, bite, nibble on this juicy warm... fruits?

Are we the only one's freaked out with the mime?

A succulent centerfold if we ever saw one... mouth watering!

FROM DECADES PAST

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